Like Daughter, Like Mother! B&B’s Darcy Dylan Is On Track To Turn That Spencer Family Tree Into A Wreath

DARCY DYLAN IS ABOUT TO MAKE FAMILY DINNERS VERY AWKWARD

TL;DR: Nothing is confirmed, but Darcy Dylan and her daughter Melissa Dylan are both cozying up to the Spencer half-brothers on B&B, and if two weddings ever happen, the family tree will need a flowchart and a stiff drink.

A Mother, A Daughter, And A Family Tree Built For Two

The Dylan women have a type, and the type comes with a Spencer last name. Melissa Dylan (Sydney Bullock) went from living in her car to canoodling in an outdoor shower with Will Spencer (Crew Morrow), trading “I love you” lines on Tuesday, November 10, while he keeps nudging her to move in for good.

Her mother has been every bit as busy. Darcy Dylan (Kelly Sullivan) rolled into town in white cowboy boots, shrieked that she is a Spencer superfan, and later invited Wyatt Spencer (Darin Brooks) to join her for a dip at the beach house while swearing she was not coming onto him. Sure, Darcy.

Wyatt noticed. The What’s Next video has him at Bikini Bar asking her whether there is anything he can do to convince her to stay, and the next thing on screen is a kiss. Even Bill Spencer (Don Diamont) is on the guest list, having told Dylan he looks forward to meeting her mother, a loyal reader of his magazine.

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Let’s Do The Math Nobody Asked For

Say Dylan marries Will and Darcy Dylan marries Wyatt. Wyatt becomes Dylan’s stepdaddy and her brother-in-law in the same tuxedo. Darcy becomes Will’s mother-in-law and his sister-in-law at once. And Dylan and Darcy end up mother and daughter, plus sisters-in-law, which is the kind of sentence that needs a diagram.

Keeping it in the family has never been so literal. Every holiday table turns into a family tree that doubles back on itself like a pretzel, and somebody has to decide who sits next to the person who is both their mother and their sister-in-law. Nobody is saying this is happening, and we are only noting that the guest list would be hilarious.

Katie Would Need A Chart

Katie Logan (Heather Tom) has already called Dylan the Midwest version of Brooke Logan and told her flat out that she does not trust her. Now picture Katie getting a second Dylan for the holidays, courtesy of the stepson she once hooked up with. Darcy Dylan would be firmly in the family circle, and Katie’s concerns would have to get a lot more creative.

Dylan is on a streak of her own, telling Katie she only wants respect and a chance. If her mother’s lunch with Wyatt turns into something, she could end up with an entire family that says yes before Katie does.

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Who Walks Down The Aisle First?

Darcy Dylan is back in the beach house orbit, Wyatt is asking her to stay, and Dylan is one nudge away from moving in with Will. If one wedding happens, does the second follow so fast the invitations arrive together? And who has to explain the seating chart to Katie?

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