Kristen’s Shocking Scheme

Oh. My. Gosh. Just when you think Kristen DiMera can’t possibly stoop any lower, she goes and proves us all wrong! Guys, the latest Days of Our Lives spoilers have me clutching my pearls, and trust me, you’re gonna want to sit down for this one.

So, picture this: Kristen, in all her obsessive glory, is still hung up on Brady Black. I mean, girl, move on already! But nope, she’s about to make a move that’ll have jaws dropping all over Salem. Are you ready for this? Kristen offers Xander a deal that’s straight out of a soap opera… oh wait, it is! She’s dangling a cure for Sarah’s paralysis in exchange for Titan. Yep, you heard that right – Brady’s family company!

Talk about playing dirty! Poor Xander’s caught between a rock and a hard place. I mean, how’s he supposed to choose between Sarah’s health and, well, everything else? It’s like asking me to pick between my morning coffee and… okay, bad example. Nothing beats coffee. But you get the idea!

Fauxbigail’s Reign of Terror Ends

Now, here’s where things get really juicy. While Kristen’s playing her twisted games, there’s a whole other drama unfolding. Remember Fauxbigail? (Don’t even get me started on that name!) Well, her little charade is about to come crashing down, and honey, it ain’t gonna be pretty.

Picture this: JJ’s there to officiate the wedding (awkward much?), Holly’s overheard some super sus phone call, and Uncle Steve’s got the dirt on those fake DNA tests. It’s like a ticking time bomb, and we’re all just waiting to see who’s gonna light the match. My money’s on Holly – that girl’s got some serious tea to spill!

But let’s talk about Chad for a hot second. When he finds out the truth about his “bride,” it’s gonna be like watching a car crash in slow motion. You know it’s gonna be bad, but you just can’t look away! I’m already stocking up on tissues for the fallout. Poor Chad – talk about trust issues for life!

EJ’s Skepticism and Brady’s Double Standards

Now, in the midst of all this chaos, we’ve got EJ playing the skeptic. Can you blame the guy? Sarah’s memory’s more unreliable than my Wi-Fi connection during a storm. One minute she’s sure Brady’s the hit-and-run driver, the next it’s Fiona. Make up your mind, girl!

But here’s the kicker – Brady’s all “forgive and forget” with Sarah, while he’s still giving EJ the stink eye. Talk about double standards! I swear, that man’s moral compass is more twisted than a pretzel.

Consequences for Salem

So, here’s my million-dollar question: Could Kristen’s crazy scheme actually backfire and bring Brady and EJ together? I mean, stranger things have happened in Salem, right? (Hello, devil possession, anyone?)

Marlena and Kayla are onto Kristen’s game, but let’s be real – when has that ever stopped her? This woman’s got more lives than a cat and more schemes than I have shoes. And trust me, I have a lot of shoes.

What’s Next for Salem?

As we head into Monday’s episode, I’m on the edge of my seat. Will Fauxbigail’s reign of terror finally end? Will Xander cave to Kristen’s demands? And for the love of all things soapy, will someone please give Brady a reality check?

One thing’s for sure – Salem’s about to explode, and I, for one, can’t wait to watch the fireworks. Grab your popcorn, folks. This is gonna be one wild ride!