Surrogacy Gone Wrong

Oh. My. Gosh. Can you believe what’s going down in Port Charles? The drama between Kristina and Molly is about to explode, and I’m here for it!

So, picture this: Kristina, being the “supportive” sister she is, volunteers to be a surrogate for Molly and TJ. Sweet, right? Wrong! These three geniuses decided to go ahead with this whole baby-making plan without any legal paperwork. I mean, come on, Molly! You’re a lawyer, for crying out loud!

Fast forward to now, and Kristina’s about ready to pop. But hold onto your hats, because she’s dropping some not-so-subtle hints that she might just keep this baby for herself. Can you say “plot twist”?

After some heart-to-hearts with mama Alexis and a juicy interview with Perez Hilton (of all people!), Kristina’s playing hardball. She’s refusing to sign those custody papers faster than you can say “family feud.” It’s like watching a soap opera… oh, wait.

Kristina’s Claims

But here’s where it gets really juicy. Kristina’s claiming Molly and TJ aren’t “fit” to be parents. Why, you ask? Apparently, they argue too much. Um, has Kristina met her own family? Pot, meet kettle!

And get this – Kristina’s worried that if Molly and TJ split, TJ would get custody (being the bio dad and all), and poor Molly would be left high and dry. Plus, she’s got this bee in her bonnet about Molly and TJ not being willing to sacrifice their careers for the baby. Talk about stirring the pot!

But wait, there’s more! Kristina’s gone full-on delusional, suggesting that she and Blaze would make better parents. I mean, really? Has she looked in a mirror lately?

Ric Lansing Returns

Now, here’s where things get really interesting. Ric Lansing is back in town, and rumor has it, he’s joining Team Molly as her lawyer. Can you imagine the dirt he’s going to dig up on Kristina? It’s going to be like a greatest hits album of Kristina’s worst decisions!

Kristina’s Past

Picture this: Ric in the courtroom, dramatically pointing out Kristina’s, shall we say, colorful relationship history. There’s the professor scandal (yikes!), the rushed marriage to Trey “I’m just using you to get to Sonny” Mitchell, and let’s not forget the Kiefer situation (though that’s a touchy subject, for sure).

And if that’s not enough, Ric might just bring up Kristina’s stint in Shiloh’s cult. Talk about skeletons in the closet! Not to mention her job history, which is basically a long list of “thanks, Dad” positions courtesy of Sonny.

Meanwhile, Molly and TJ have been rock-solid for a decade. It’s like comparing a rollercoaster to a merry-go-round!

What’s Next?

So, what’s next in this sisterly showdown? With Ric back in town, Kristina might want to buckle up because this custody battle is about to get bumpier than a Port Charles pothole!