NINE LIVES! Carly Spencer Got a Chilling New Warning on GH, but Death Has Tried This Before

CARLY SPENCER HAS A DEATH WARNING AND A TRACK RECORD THAT SAYS GOOD LUCK

TL;DR: On GH, Brennan told Carly Spencer to flee Port Charles or wind up dead. Cute. We counted the times the reaper took his best shot at her and walked away empty-handed, and the tally is downright supernatural.

The Warning That Should Terrify Anyone Else

Picture the scene. Carly strolled into Turning Woods to visit Jack Brennan, dropped the bombshell that Valentin had gone to the WSB, that Cullum thought she was in on it, and that a search warrant had already brought the chaos to her kitchen. Brennan went pale and told her to get out of town before she ended up in a body bag.

For any other woman in Port Charles, that is a sentence to take seriously. For this one? Honey, the reaper has her on speed dial and she keeps sending him to voicemail. So before anyone fits her for a coffin, let us review the receipts.

Got a theory on whether anything can actually take this woman down? Email your wildest prediction to amber@soapoperamagazine.com and let us know.

The Time She Took a Bullet to the Head and Said No Thanks

We start with the big one. While giving birth to Morgan, Carly Spencer caught a bullet in the skull, a stray from Sonnythat passed clean through Lorenzo and into her. Coma, brain surgery, the works. She woke up missing a few memories and went right back to running the town.

Most soap characters get one near-death set piece per decade. Carly treats them like seasonal content. A head wound mid-labor would retire a lesser heroine, and she barely broke stride.

So when we tell you a warning does not rattle her, this is the energy we mean. She has literally been shot in the brain and lived to throw another drink in someone’s face.

The Virus, the Hostage Crises, and the Buried-Alive Situation

Then came the engineered virus that should have killed her, the one she outsmarted by faking her own death and injecting herself with a long-shot antidote. She walked out of that lab breathing. Of course she did.

Add the Metro Court hostage crisis, a gun shoved under her chin and the whole hotel exploding around her. Add Heather Webber kidnapping her, nearly stabbing her to ribbons, then the catacombs caving in and burying her alive. Carly Spencer clawed out of all of it. Cesar Faison once grabbed her as his personal human shield, and even he could not finish the job.

The woman is not lucky. Luck runs out. This is something closer to a cosmic refusal to be killed.

The Most Recent Reaper Who Failed

Need something fresher? Try last year. Valentin Cassadine poisoned Carly with polonium meant for Brennan, and she went into full cardiac arrest on the floor. Flatline. Gone.

And then the antidote hit and she sat back up like she had merely fainted at brunch. That is the part that should haunt Cullum if he is foolish enough to come for her next. Every villain who has aimed at Carly Spencer has watched her get back up.

So our prediction? Brennan can warn her all he likes. We are betting on Carly, and we suggest the reaper update his resume.

So how many lives do YOU think she has left, and who is dumb enough to try for the next one? Drop your count in the comments and tell us.

Team Run for the Hills or Team She’ll Bury Them All, Port Charles?

Here is the real debate, and only you can settle it. Should Carly Spencer actually heed Brennan’s warning and flee, or is Cullum the one who should be packing a bag? After everything she has survived, would you bet a single dollar against her? Take your side over on our Facebook page and let the whole room hear it.

WATCH: Speaking of cheating death…

@soapoperamag 🎭 What If the Twin Reveal Is a Con Inside a Con and His Mother Built It With Him 🎭 🎬 PRESS PLAY ON THE FULL VLOG 🎬 Stay with us, because this one is a maze. 🌀 What if the man claiming to be #CassiusFaison is actually #NathanWest pretending to be Cassius pretending to be Nathan? And if that is true, is #LieslObrecht in on the whole twisted thing? We are laying out our wildest theory, and we need to know if you think we have cracked it or completely lost it. #GH #GHSpoilers #GeneralHospital #GeneralHospitalSpoilers ♬ original sound – Soap Opera Magazine