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Will the Quartermaines Actually EAT Turkey This Year or Has Outback Already Called Dibs? Monday GH Spoilers Tease Disaster!
The Quartermaines attempt Thanksgiving on GH, but between family chaos and Outback eyeing that turkey, pizza is inevitable!
THE QUARTERMAINE THANKSGIVING CURSE CONTINUES ON GENERAL HOSPITAL AND OUTBACK IS EYEING THAT TURKEY
TL;DR: The Quartermaines are attempting Thanksgiving AGAIN on Monday’s General Hospital, and if the family chaos doesn’t destroy the turkey, we’re pretty sure Outback will. Look at that face. That dog has PLANS.
The Quartermaines vs. Turkey: A Decades-Long Losing Battle
It’s that time of year again, Port Charles! The Quartermaine family is gathering to celebrate Thanksgiving on Monday’s General Hospital, and we already know how this is going to end: with pizza. It ALWAYS ends with pizza.
For those who are new to this iconic tradition, let us explain. The Quartermaines have been trying — and spectacularly FAILING — to have a successful Thanksgiving dinner for DECADES. We’re talking burnt turkeys, dropped turkeys, turkeys that somehow end up on the floor, and every other turkey-related disaster you can possibly imagine. At this point, it’s not even a question of IF something will go wrong — it’s a question of HOW.
And this year? We have a new suspect. Outback the dog is giving that turkey a LOOK, and we don’t trust her one bit. She’s adorable. She’s sweet. And she is absolutely, positively plotting to steal that entire bird the second someone turns their back.
What do YOU think will happen to the Quartermaine turkey this year? Email your predictions to [email protected]!
Outback: The Cutest Turkey Thief in Port Charles
Let’s be honest — if the Quartermaine turkey disappears this year, we’re blaming Outback. Have you SEEN the way that dog looks at food? She’s not even trying to hide it. She’s sitting there, paws on the table, staring at that turkey like it personally owes her money.
The Quartermaines can set up all the security they want. They can post guards at every entrance. They can try to keep that turkey safe from family drama, kitchen disasters, and unexpected guests. But nobody is prepared for Outback. That sweet face? That innocent expression? It’s a TRAP. She’s just waiting for everyone to get distracted by the inevitable family argument, and then BOOM — turkey’s gone and Outback is nowhere to be found.
The best part is that nobody would even be mad. How could you be? She’s too cute. She’d probably waddle out with turkey in her mouth and everyone would just laugh and order pizza like they always do. Outback would get belly rubs and the family would accept their fate. It’s the most wholesome Thanksgiving disaster possible.
A Brief History of Quartermaine Thanksgiving Disasters on GH
Even without Outback’s help, the Quartermaine Thanksgiving disasters are the stuff of General Hospital LEGEND. There was the year the turkey got burnt to a crisp. The year someone dropped it. The year it somehow ended up in places a turkey should never be. The year family drama got so heated that nobody even made it to the dining room.
Every single year, the Quartermaines gather with hope in their hearts and a beautiful turkey in the oven, and every single year, something goes horribly, hilariously wrong. Tracy has witnessed countless turkey catastrophes. Monica saw so many disasters that she probably started keeping pizza delivery on standby. The family doesn’t even get upset anymore — they’ve fully embraced the chaos.
This Year’s Thanksgiving: Outback’s Time to Shine?
So what’s going to derail the Quartermaine Thanksgiving THIS year on General Hospital? Our money is on Outback making her move. That dog has been patient. She’s been waiting. And this is HER year.
Picture it: The turkey is finally done. It’s golden brown and beautiful. Someone is carrying it to the table while the family gathers around. And then — distraction! Maybe Tracy says something snarky. Maybe someone brings up family drama. Everyone looks away for ONE second, and Outback strikes. Turkey. Gone. Pizza ordered. Tradition upheld.
Honestly? It would be the most adorable Thanksgiving disaster in Quartermaine history, and we are HERE for it!
Is Outback about to become the MVP of Quartermaine Thanksgiving? Drop your thoughts in the comments below!
