The Bold and the Beautiful
The Bold and the Beautiful Spoilers: Poor Finn Has to Choose Between His Murderous Daughter and His Queen of Ultimatums Wife!
DNA test reveals Luna is Finn’s daughter from his rooftop romp with Aunt Poppy. Now Steffy demands he pick between their marriage and his newly-discovered criminal offspring. Talk about family drama!
BREAKING NEWS: DR. FINN’S FAMILY TREE GETS EVEN MORE TWISTED Well, soap fans, just when we thought Dr. John “Finn” Finnegan’s family drama couldn’t get any messier after the whole murderous mama Sheila saga, the universe said “Hold my beer!” Our favorite pristine doctor just discovered that his cousin Luna isn’t his cousin at all – she’s his daughter! And oh boy, did this revelation come at the worst possible time (or the best, if you’re living for the drama like we are).
TURNS OUT WHAT HAPPENS ON THE ROOFTOP DOESN’T STAY ON THE ROOFTOP Let’s rewind to the juiciest part of this family soap opera – apparently, back in the day, Finn lost his V-card to his aunt Poppy during some rooftop rendezvous. Fast forward to today, and that steamy night left him with more than just memories – it left him with a daughter who apparently inherited the Finnegan family’s flair for attempting to murder Steffy! Like father’s mother, like father’s daughter, right?
STEFFY’S NOT EXACTLY THROWING A WELCOME PARTY Speaking of Steffy Forrester Finnegan, our resident Queen of Ultimatums isn’t exactly breaking out the “World’s Best Step-Mom” t-shirt. And can you blame her? Finding out your husband’s secret daughter is the same person who recently tried to kill you isn’t exactly a Hallmark moment. Though in Los Angeles, it might qualify as a typical Tuesday.
FINN’S IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE Poor Finn – the man who just wanted to be a good doctor and loving husband now has to choose between his wife and his newly-discovered criminal offspring. Steffy’s giving him the old “it’s her or me” ultimatum, because apparently, that worked out so well with Sheila. (Spoiler alert: It didn’t.)
LIKE FATHER, LIKE DAUGHTER… LIKE GRANDMOTHER? Is anyone else noticing a pattern here? First Sheila tries to shoot Steffy, and now Luna’s following in grandma’s footsteps with her own murder attempt. The Finnegan family really needs to find a new hobby that doesn’t involve attempting to kill Steffy. Maybe try knitting?
WHAT’S A DOCTOR TO DO? So here’s Finn, stuck between a rock and a hard place – or more accurately, between his ultimatum-loving wife and his homicidal-yet-still-his-blood daughter. Remember when his biggest problem was just having a serial killer for a mom? Those were simpler times!
THE FAMILY REUNION FROM HELL Just imagine the next Finnegan family gathering – Sheila in prison, Luna fresh off an attempted murder, Poppy explaining why she kept this tiny detail secret for decades, and Steffy glaring daggers at everyone. Someone better bring extra wine to that dinner party!
WHAT’S NEXT FOR THE GOOD DOCTOR? Will Finn choose his marriage to Steffy, or will he try to help his troubled daughter? Will Luna inherit Sheila’s talent for prison breaks? Can Poppy possibly explain away keeping this secret all these years while living under Li’s roof? And most importantly, will someone please get this man a therapist?
Stay tuned, soap fans – this family tree just keeps growing more twisted branches, and we’re here for every chaotic moment of it!
