The Bold and the Beautiful
Sheila Carter Decided Taylor Hayes Was Having a Solo Evening and Offered Tips Because B&B Has Lost It’s Damn Mind
Sheila kicked in the door on B&B and decided Taylor was having “me time.” She recommended audiobooks and did not leave. We cannot breathe.
TAYLOR HAYES DESERVES A STANDING OVATION AND DEACON SHARPE DESERVES A LONGER HEDGE
TL;DR: Sheila Carter kicked in the bedroom door with a knife on The Bold and the Beautiful, decided Taylor Hayes was having “me time,” recommended audiobooks, and stayed to chat about it. We cannot breathe.
Sheila Did Not Leave
Sheila Carter kicked in the bedroom door with a butcher knife. She found Taylor Hayes in bed. Candles lit. Jazz playing. Moaning that Sheila had been listening to from downstairs for an uncomfortable amount of time before she grabbed the knife.
Taylor gasped “are you going to kill me?” which is fair when Sheila Carter is standing over your bed with a blade. Sheila put the knife down, looked around the room, and arrived at the conclusion that Taylor Hayes was having a romantic evening with herself.
And then Sheila Carter did not leave.
She stayed. In the room. To discuss it. She told Taylor she has “me time” too. She said she admires how all out Taylor goes. She recommended audiobooks. She told her not to be ashamed. From one woman to another.
Sheila Carter thought she walked in on Taylor Hayes masturbating and her response was to pull up a chair emotionally and start sharing tips. She did not excuse herself. She did not apologize for kicking in the door. She did not read the room. She read the candles, she read the jazz, she decided she knew exactly what was happening, and she chose to STAY and BOND over it.
Sheila Carter thought she caught Taylor in a private moment and decided to offer audiobook suggestions. We need to hear from you. Send your reactions to [email protected] because we cannot process this alone!
Taylor Sold It and We Are Not Worthy
Taylor Hayes had approximately three seconds between Sheila putting the knife down and Sheila forming her conclusion. In those three seconds, Taylor shoved Deacon Sharpe‘s entire outfit under the bed, threw on a robe, and committed to the bit. She looked Sheila Carter in the eye and let this woman believe she was having solo time with scented candles and smooth jazz.
She did not correct her. She did not panic. She accepted the audiobook recommendations with a straight face. From one woman to another. Taylor Hayes stood in that bedroom and let Sheila Carter leave believing she had interrupted a self care evening so vigorous it required candles, music, and moaning loud enough to be heard from the kitchen.
That is not acting. That is a survival instinct that should be studied.
Sheila Referenced Her Remaining Toes and We Lost It
While explaining why she kicked in the door, Sheila Carter said she was thinking with her remaining toes. Her remaining toes. She has eight of them. She referenced them casually while standing in the bedroom of the woman her husband was just inside of. She brought up her toe count, her heroic instincts, and her audiobook library in the span of one conversation and saw absolutely nothing wrong with any of it.
And then she walked downstairs, spotted the Il Giardino pizza box on the table, glared at it, and slowly exited. Her husband said he was having dinner with Hope Logan. There is a pizza box from her own restaurant sitting in Taylor’s kitchen. Sheila clocked it. She said nothing. That glare is a ticking clock.
Deacon Was in a Bush
While all of this was happening inside, Deacon Sharpe was outside. In the landscaping. Without his pants done up. Praying.
He later ran home, threw himself on the couch, and fake snored when Sheila came looking for him. His evening started with smooth jazz and candles and ended with strategic snoring. This man planned a covert operation and his exit strategy was shrubbery.
The Bold and the Beautiful gave us a kicked in door, audiobook recommendations, eight toes, a pizza box glare, and a grown man in a hedge, and we have been on the floor since Friday.
How long before Sheila connects the pizza box to Deacon? And has any soap ever given us a more unhinged sequence than Sheila recommending audiobooks after kicking in a door with a knife? Sound off below because we are STILL laughing!
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@soapoperamag Tuesday Turns Up the Heat! Sheila's suspicions will keep building and Steffy will find out what went down at her house. Neither of these women handles betrayal well. #BoldandBeautiful ♬ original sound – Soap Opera Magazine
