Quartermaine Family Drama

Hold onto your hats, GH fans, because Port Charles is about to be hit by a category 5 hurricane named Quartermaine! The week of September 16, 2024, is shaping up to be a doozy, with the Qs at the epicenter of a storm that’s going to send shockwaves through the entire town.

First up, we’ve got Ned Quartermaine (Wally Kurth) ready to blow his top like Mount Vesuvius. I mean, can you blame the guy? Between ELQ drama, family squabbles, and whatever else is brewing in that pressure cooker of a mansion, it’s a wonder he hasn’t exploded sooner! But here’s the kicker – by Friday, Ned’s spilling his guts to none other than Lois Cerullo (Rena Sofer). Talk about a blast from the past! What could be so bad that he’s turning to his ex for a shoulder to cry on?

And if you thought Ned was the only Q stirring up trouble, think again! Tracy Quartermaine (Jane Elliott) is gearing up for a showdown that would make WWE wrestlers look like kindergarteners at recess. Her opponent? The one and only Sasha Gilmore Corbin (Sofia Mattsson). Now, I don’t know about you, but my money’s on Tracy. That woman could stare down a charging bull and make it apologize for getting in her way!

Alexis Davis Murder Mystery

Let’s talk about poor Alexis Davis (Nancy Lee Grahn). The woman can’t catch a break! She’s been arrested for allegedly offing John “Jagger” Cates (Adam Harrington). Talk about your rough Mondays! Sam McCall (Kelly Monaco) is putting on her detective hat to help her mom out of this mess. But with Ric Lansing (Rick Hearst) showing up midweek with some bad news, it looks like Alexis might need more than just her daughter’s sleuthing skills to get out of this one.

Anna and Jason’s Dangerous Mission

Meanwhile, Anna Devane (Finola Hughes) and Jason Morgan (Steve Burton) are playing with fire. By Thursday, they’re off on some “dangerous journey” that sounds about as safe as juggling lit dynamite. And Friday? Well, let’s just say “grave danger” isn’t exactly a phrase you want to hear when it comes to two of Port Charles’ finest.

Lucky Spencer’s Escape Attempt

Oh, and let’s not forget about Lucky Spencer (Jonathan Jackson). The guy’s “desperate to escape” from… somewhere. Hey, maybe he could give Anna and Jason some pointers on getting out of sticky situations!

Other Port Charles Happenings

In other news, Sonny Corinthos (Maurice Benard) is doing what Sonny does best – stirring the pot. He’s challenging Molly and hiring mysterious someones. Just another day in the coffee import… I mean, “legitimate businessman” world, right?